Mike Young
Do You Pray in the Shower?
No, but I do pretend to give interviews.
Which is another kind of complex, right?
Anything you can do, I can make a doll.
Zee mirror is a kind of punch clock, too,
and then you go "Then so—" "Exactly."
Wouldn't it be nice to serve a head less?
Can't a guy say uh oh, chocolate maltballs?
Ride an antelope into the breaker room
or even be of snow on almonds generally?
This is this's fault, and I won't call you
"okay" unless that's really your name.
I wanted to show you more, but you were
in it, so I couldn't. Lillian zydeco hill bait.
I want to be useful as secret mouthwash.
If you rest halves of ping pong balls over
your eyes and indulge a bout of radio static,
it's like no one can judge you for being
afraid of LSD. It's hard to admit, but not all
of us will dance on your birthday at 4:52.
Look, they come in your house and nothing
is missing after they leave and you want to
thank someone. That's natural. I can see you.
God, grant me a belief in mostly everything.
Please don't make me call you selfish again.
Next >>>
